What To Do When Your Boyfriend’s Asshole Best Friend Says, “Hey, Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Doesn’t Die,
OR The Only Poem I’ll Ever Write About Periods.
Don’t excuse him because he’s had
at least three lite beers
and is sweating through his black button down
that his mom or exgirlfriend
probably bought him.
Don’t excuse him because he’s been turned down
by the last six girls he went on dates with
after meeting them on tindr
with a picture that’s seven years old
Don’t excuse him because
he’s usually such a nice guy
because you don’t want to be a bitch
because you don’t want to cause a scene
because when you were seventeen
your sister told you
no one likes an angry feminist
Let me explain something to you.
Every goddamn motherfucking month since I was eleven,
a part of me
tore itself to shreds
ripped itself apart inside me
and then remade itself.
So yes, I bleed for seven days
and I don’t die
You know what else can do that?
Things of legend.
Fuck, I can even
So I say, never trust anything that can’t
bleed for seven days and not die.
You know what that makes it?
So let’s see, hon,
What you’re made of.
If you can bleed for seven days
and not die.
Rip out his jugular with your teeth.
And when he bleeds for seven seconds
spit on his corpse and say,
I thought not.
Yep yep here’s legend of equius’ main baddie and is no other than Gamzee ;o)
Originaly i was plannin to make him in his bard outfit (which i’ll do eventually), but i couldnt resist and drew him dressed as a potion seller.
Think about him as a mirthful yet perturbing salesman with shady motives…pretty much like the happy mask salesman from majora’s mask.
lets keep with this legend of equius thing ok ok
sollux is like another important sage… or more especifically
hes the protector of a tiny village but hes missing, trapped inside a fucking double dungeon and all the villagers are in absolute despair
the heroes need to blablabla save some stuff blablabla find sollux blablabla zeldatastic stuff.
(regarding the village, i think it would be something like Simmetry City from Oracle of Ages. god that part of the game was a pain in the ass)
yes more from the legend of equius
this ended up being bigger than the other drawings
aradia is the first dungeon boss in the story
as you can see she is a ghost and also dead. she’s been haunting an abandoned masion for ages and the moirails’ mission is to pacify her!
my ass hurts but here it is
THE LEGEND OF EQUIUS
the most lame crossover/homestuck au
The brave heroine Nepeta and her beloved best moirail, the Prince Equius, will work together to repair the MAJESTIC BOW and save Alternia from the evil Bard Makara
thats the legend of equius in a nutshell
also nepeta has the MASTER CLAWS hell yse
soon i will make the 8 sages and gamzee’s designs or whatever